175+ Funny Cat Names
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Are you looking for a comical name for your cat? Here are a bunch of great ones to pick from.
Male Funny Cat Names
- Bartholomeow– A punny name is always a good choice.
- Cat Damon– Like the actor Matt Damon
- Catticus– A pun on the name Atticus.
- Chewie– Like the fuzzy Star Wars character.
- Clawdius– Cat names are great opportunities for puns.
- Darth Vader– You could name your dark cat after this evil Star Wars character.
- Fidel Catstro– You might want to go with a Cuban dictator for a namesake.
- Garfield– Like the classic cartoon fat cat.
- Hairy Potter– The boy wizard makes for a good name pun.
- Heathcliff– This comic strip cat is good for any orange cats.
- Leonardo DiCatrio– The famous actor might not appreciate his name used as a cat name.
- Lucifurr– Your cat could be naughty and named after the prince of darkness.
- Luke Skywhisker– Good for any Star Wars fan with a cat who fancies he is a hero.
- Meowhammad Ali– Named after the great boxer.
- Biggles– A silly, distinguished name gives your cat an air of sophistication.
- Napawleon– Is your short cat a little bossy? Try this leader’s name.
- Nick Furry– This Marvel commander could be a good choice.
- Pawsanova– For a cat who is a lover not a fighter.
- Sir Fuzziwig– Silly but distinguished at the same time.
- Spike– You could give your cat a dangerous name.
- Warlock– Try this for an edgy name for your mysterious cat.
- Wolverine– Perfect for a cat that likes to scratch.
- Baloo– Lazy and fun-loving bear in The Jungle book
- Ballard-Meaning bald-headed for a hairless cat
- Bamber– Germanic name meaning short and fat
- Bassett– French word meaning short
- Bob-A cute name for your funny cat
- Bouncer– For a peace-loving, huge and strong cat
- Calvin– Suits a hairless kitten
- Cameron– Celtic name meaning crooked nose
- Camp– Scottish name meaning crooked mouth
- Catrick– For a mischievous cat
- Cortney-Meaning short nose
- Dopey– A perfect name for a lazy feline friend
- Dude– Modern name for your companion friend
- Frodo– For a cat who loves the luxurious lifestyle
- Goofy– A funny name just like the game itself
- Grumpy-A great name for a moody cat
- Hobbes– Suits a friendly and playful cat
- Hoppy– Suits a jumpy cat
- Kermit– Name you kind and funny cat after the Muppet, Kermit the frog
- Mickey– The all-time mischievous Mickey Mouse
- Mistofleas– Suits a naughty and troublesome cat
- Opie– Suits a trustworthy cat
- Pewee– A great name for small-bodied cat
- Pikachu– A perfect name for a smart and friendly kitten
- Porkchop– Ideal for a silly cat who loves pork
- Porky– Suits a fat cat
- Raca– Meaning a peaceful cat
- Rambo– Inspired by the action film series by Sylvester Stallion, ideal for a cat who is your hero
- Ricky Ticky Tabby– For a brave cat
- Scanlan-Irish name meaning scandal for a naughty cat who is always in trouble
- Seuss-Inspired by the American cartoonist, Dr Seuss
- Skimbleshanks– Suits an energetic cat who loves to be in control
- Sleepy– For a kitty who can’t keep his eyes open
- Sriracha– Commonly referred to as ‘sauce of glorious ruler,’ perfect for a very spicy kitty
- Stitch– Suits a naughty and cunning cat
- Tumbles– A cute name for a clumsy cat
- Turbo– For an energetic and lively cat
- Turpurr– Suits an obedient and loyal cat
- Quimby– Name your cat after cartoonist Fred Quimby
Female Funny Cat Names
- Abby Tabby– Taking a normal name and making it cat-like is always a fun time.
- Allie Cat– For a tough street cat.
- Buttercup– For a gentle, demure cat.
- Cameow– A pun on the word “cameo”.
- Catniss– Like the Hunger Games
- Catwoman– For a cat who is a superhero (or villain).
- Clawdia– A punny version of Claudia.
- Cupcake– A delicious, delightful name for your cat.
- Cutie Pie– Try this one if your cat is simply adorable.
- Dot– A short, cute name for a short, cute cat.
- Empurress– If your cat is a total diva, then this name might fit.
- KattyPurry– Named after the pop star.
- Lady Fluffers– You could try giving your cat a distinguished, but funny name.
- Miss Meow– This one is so much fun you will just love saying it because it is alliterative.
- Mocha– Try this for a coffee-colored cat.
- Mother Furreesa– For a cat who gives her all for others.
- Sillibumpkins– For the silliest cat you know.
- Muffin– You could name your cat after your favorite dessert.
- Sprinkles– This is a good name for any colorful cat.
- Tabbytha– Another normal name turned punny.
- Veronicat– Try this punny name for your pet.
- Xena– Like the warrior princess.
- Burrito– Great name if you love this Mexican dish of wrapped tortilla
- Chacha– Suits a cat with moves who loves to dance
- Cheddar-Inspired by the sharp taste of cheddar
- Cheerio – Good wishes that you tell a person before you part ways
- Cindy Clawford– Suits a cat that inspires and motivates you
- Clawy– For a funny yet shy cat
- Chatty– Suits a noisy and loud cat
- Drama– Suits your talented and creative feline friend
- Dusky– For a cat with a dark grey coat
- Empress– For a majestic and stylish cat
- Fishbait– For a cat who loves fish
- Hissy– Suits your moody feline
- Icat– modern cat who is famous on social media
- Isabellick– Unique name for your cat who is always licking her paws
- Kiki– Suits a happy and joyous cat
- Kitkat– After a delicious brand of a chocolate bar in UK
- Madam X-For a cat who enjoys music
- Meawise-A funny name just like the sound your cat makes to get your attention
- Kitney– For a cat who loves dancing and being the center of attention
- Lady Fishy– For your feline friend who loves fish treats
- Little Miss– Pretty name for a tiny kitten
- Meatball– For the love of this salivating dish
- Miss Match– For a cat with a beautiful coat
- Miss Magnificat– For a cat who makes heads turn
- Miss Piggy– Inspired by the determined character in The Muppet Show
- Moony– Ideal for a cat who is active at night
- Molecule– Perfect name for a cheerful small kitten
- Munchkin– For a small-bodied cat
- Puddy Tat– Name her after the all-time funny Looney tunes character
- Ramen-After your favorite Japanese noodle soup
- Samantail-For a cat who likes to swig her tail
- Sassy– For a cute and stylish cat
- Sushi– For a fish-loving feline
- Swiftie– Perfect name for a quick cat
- Tattletail– Suits a noisy cat
- Tink– Wonderful name for a cat who is always making noise
- Wasabi– Japanese spicy vegetable served with sushi
Unisex Names
- Americat– For a patriotic cat.
- Avalanche– Good name for any white cats.
- Bacon– Now you’re just being silly.
- Biscuit– Food names always get a good laugh.
- Blimpey– If your cat is a bit overweight, this might be appropriate.
- Bubbles– If your cat is very happy and positive, then consider this name.
- Catabunga– For a radical, awesome cat.
- Catacomb– For a dark and somber cat.
- Catapult– You could pick this for your cat if it likes to jump around a lot.
- Catastrophe– Perfect for a cat who always makes a mess.
- Caterpillar– Is your cat unbearably slow? This might be the perfect name.
- Catillac– For a fast and sporty cat.
- Catserole– Food names make for great puns.
- Catsup– Classic name for a red cat.
- Cattitude– For a cat who just does its own thing.
- Catzilla– You could use this for a big cat or as an ironic name for a small cat.
- Cinnamon– Good for any red, orange or brown cats.
- Clawsome– If your cat is awesome but likes to scratch.
- Cool Whip– A good choice for white cats.
- Doggie– You can’t get any sillier than this name!
- Ewok– These Star Wars aliens make for good names for fuzzy pets.
- Expresso– Coffee names work well for dark-colored cats.
- Flame– Try this for a red or orange cat.
- Fluffybottom– This affectionate name could be a winner.
- Furball– A true classic for any fuzzy friend.
- Furrari– Does your cat like to go, go go? Then this name could be perfect.
- Fuzzinator– For a serious cat with a not so serious name.
- Fuzzywuzzy– Any fuzzy name will do for your silly feline.
- Gigabite– This computer pun name is perfect for the digital age.
- Hairball– Does your cat cough up the occasional hairball? You might want to try this name.
- Hairbrain– For a cat that never quite get things right.
- Inky– A good name for dark cats.
- Itchy– If your cat itches a lot, why not use this name?
- Jellybean– A good choice for a colorful cat.
- Kitty Kitty Bang Bang– Like the classic film and book, Chitty Chitty, Bang Bang.
- Lemon Drop– A perfect name for a yellow cat.
- Lickers– Good for a cat that likes to be affectionate.
- Marshmallow– For cuddly cats or any white feline.
- Mexicat– A pun on the word Mexican.
- Octopuss– For a cat that seems have its paws all over things.
- Oreo– Good for a black and white cat.
- Pacatso– A cat with some painterly patterns could benefit from this name.
- Phantom– Ideal for dark grey or black cats.
- Pico de Gato– This fun Spanish name is a pun on some classic Mexican food.
- Purrito– Another punny Mexican food name.
- Puss in Boots– Like the classic character.
- Skittles– Candy names can be good for colorful cats.
- Snickers- A sweet name for your sweet cat.
- Snowball– Snow names are great for white cats.
- Snowflake– Good for any white cat.
- Splotchy– For cats with patches of color.
- Thundercat– You might choose this for a loud cat.
- Whispurr– And this could work for a quiet cat.
- Will Feral– Like the actor Will Farrell.
- Wookie– Named after the alien race from Star Wars that is fuzzy like your cat.
- Yeti– Speaking of fuzzy, try this name that comes from a mythical snow creature.
We hope you found a hilarious name for your cat from this list. If not, at least you might have had a few chuckles.